“If only money were no object…”
It’s one of our sayings, though I can’t quite remember now when we started saying it! Essentially, it’s always a prologue to our mentioning some luxury that we would dearly like to indulge in, but which is either impractical, too expensive or both!
I’m not talking about BIG luxuries - houses, cars, yachts and what-not - I’m referring to those small, but highly desirable, pleasures that would immeasurably improve the chances of everyday happiness!
Chief among our desires would be to have a daily supply of fresh towels and bed linen as used to be provided in hotels before they became ecologically-minded and started asking their guests to make do for longer…
“Oh, if only money were no object," we say, "we'd have clean sheets and towles every day!"
I wonder what YOU would choose…?
GILL writes....
ReplyDelete"Yes please, sheets and towels, but also...
Fresh flowers
Mown lawn
Clean windows
Coffee in beautiful porcelain cups
Reams and reams of lovely paper, a wonderful fountain pen, clean blotting paper, sharp pencils.
Knowing that there are at least six books on the shelf waiting to be read.
Bath/ shower/ soap products all from Penhaligons [Bluebell in case anyone wants to know].
Time to enjoy all of the above!
Gill
PS Can I list Johnny Depp too, or is this too far into the realms of fantasy?"
Oh man, definetely fresh sheets and towels, a long non-waterwise shower, a cool block of chocolate always in the fridge, email that answers itself for a whole day, a spam filter that works, soft socks that don't pill, a really good book always on hand, someone to come in and fix my hair each morning, and someone to fight Gill for me so I can have Johnny Depp. :o)
ReplyDeleteGILL and CAFRINE... Not sure about Johnny D, but I'll do what I can and see if he can fit you BOTH in - after, of course, he's re-made our bed and put out the clean towels... ;-)
ReplyDeleteOh yes, definitely clean linen every day... & all the other household chores that get done by themselves, but also NEW duvet covers every week... I just love colourful bed linen.
ReplyDeleteAnd a house like Bag End, with a bedroom like Frodo's at Rivendell.
Blimey! You guys don't want much, do you?! Johnny Depp on demand and now a total rearrangement of Middle-earth geography!!
ReplyDeleteThis all getting very silly, but I'll put it down to pre-March madness!
ReplyDeleteI'd have the clean towels off your list, the fresh flowers from Gill's and add a 24-hour taxi service with driver and unlimited mileage for the sole use of me and my friends. It would have to be a London cab, preferably a Fairway.
ReplyDeleteIf money were no object... would I be able to buy more time to write?
ReplyDeleteEVERYBODY - All your wishes are granted and may very possibly come true one day...
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