THE RETURN OF THE CAPTION COMPETITION

You've all been wanting for it but were afraid to ask...

It's been a long while, but it's back at last! And just as potentially terrible as it ever it was!

All you have to do is provide a caption for the following curious photograph or decide Who's saying What to Whom about Whatever...

To join in  the fun, simple submit your captions via the Comments facility below!

This Caption Competition closes midnight, GMT, Sunday 29 September.