Here – to parody Tolkien – is the Long-Expected Press Release.
Doubtless there will be more blog-posts as publication - like the lengthening shadow of Mordor – looms...
Also coming (and potentially very hobbit-forming) are The Lord of the Rings LEGO sets! What else...?
Here's the starter set: The Nine Walkers - The Fellowship of the Ring – as Tolkien could never have envisaged them!
What can one say....?
"We wants it, we needs it. Must have it, precious..."