Monday 24 September 2007

PEARLS: MARK III

MARK'S LAST (for now) FIVE


OF

WISDOM

Guest Pearl-Diver: MARK LEE


1. Never lick a steak knife.

2. Take out the fortune before you eat the cookie.

3. The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age,
gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we ALL believe that we are above average drivers.

4. You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.

5. Your friends love you anyway.

1 comment:

Phil said...

Regarding Mark's third pearl of wisdom:

I saw an interview with Harlan Ellison where he said that there are THREE things everyone is convinced they can do better than anyone else:

Drive
Make love
Write

(It was funny when Harlan said it...)

PS Welcome back, Brian. And did you know today is National Punctuation Day in the US:

http://www.nationalpunctuationday.com/badpunctpictures7.html