Guest Pearl-Diver: MARK LEE
1. Never lick a steak knife.
2. Take out the fortune before you eat the cookie.
3. The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age,
gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we ALL believe that we are above average drivers.
4. You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.
5. Your friends love you anyway.