While Jonathan and Akiko are judging the competition and selecting the winners, here - purely for your amusement - are those entries.
They are a mix of films, plays and books along with a couple of TV shows. Some are more than a little obscure, others are ambiguous (in that they could ruin more than one film or show!) and if some seem similar to others, that's because they are Tosca-dying the same creative work!
I'll post the answers when you've had a chance to test your wits - and patience!
From BOLL WEAVIL...1 Rocky wins
2 Er… the butler did it
3 He gets off with her
4 It sinks
5 He finds it
From LISAH...
6 Cosette ends up an orphan... but happy
7 FU gets the bullet
8 Jack sinks without trace
9 I think the monolith wins
10 The deer's mother gets killed
11 The bear doesn't really die
12 The elephant flies13 Messalamashed
14 Bill is Gerald
15 Rodrighost
16 Fosco is foiled
17 The Monster Makes Out
18 Mattie gets chucked
19 Carmen croaks
20 Edward G joins the food chain
21 Will’s Dad is crusty
From DAVID WEEKS...
22 She spots it is a Wolf and not her Granny23 Rosebud is the name of boyhood sledge
24 He kills the king and then dies too
25 Tiny Tim survives
26 They all chip in and raise enough money to pay off the loans
27 …and on the third day he rises from the dead. Then later he ascends into heaven
28 He thinks she's a dead, she think he's dead - they both die anyway
29 One Mac born via Caesarean section so he kills the other Mac
From DIVA OF DECEPTION...
30 It was dad all the time!
31 Wanted more, got more - got more than he bargained for! Then got what he wanted and lived happily ever after
32 They wed, they wed, they wed, he dies, they wed....
From GILL...33 Jane Rochester
34 R.I.P. the young ones
35 He never comes
36 He’s dead, too
37 The copper did it!
From BENTOS...
38 Look! They're both fighting left-handed!
From QENNY...
39 You know it's just a remake of Jekyll and Hyde?40 Poor Bruce! Killed off in the first scene
41 At least the Amish admit there's an outside world!
42 The voice over has a sting in its tail
43 Even the conservative dad ends up in a frock
From EUDORA...
44 Almost all of them are dead
From CHRISTINE FITZGERALD...
45 Rosebud is the sled
2 comments:
Thanks folks for the Rosebud thing! I always did wonder about that (especially after the Peanuts comic strip), but never actually got round to watching the film!
Sorry B - didn't realise just how many I'd bombarded you with!
Nice to see that David has gone 'A' listers on the culture scale.
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