Thursday, 25 September 2008

BURNING DECISIONS

From the website of Australian funeral Directors Piddingtons:


Our stylish cremation options leave
nothing to be desired.


Fashionably decorated, our cremation facilities offer modern style, without sacrificing quality. You can be rest assured that your loved one will be kept safe for ages to come.
I can hardly wait: I always wanted to end up helping fill in holes in a garden wall --- especially one this 'stylish'!

Still, I guess if this truly fulfills your criteria of 'leaves nothing to be desired', then you might as well be dead!

7 comments:

Suzanne said...

Now there's a thought: I have a small wall a bit like that in my garden... I wonder what my daughters would think of that?!

Brian Sibley said...

Good idea! And close to home, too...

LisaH said...

Wonder if they're Pink Floyd fans.

Brian Sibley said...

"All in all you were all just bricks in the wall..."

Boll Weavil said...

To be honest, if I'm dead, I don't suppose I'll be bothered where I end up !

David Weeks said...

Sadly, I observe that the wall pictured, is on the shady side. Is it extra to get a perch in the sun? More if there is a nice view too?

Brian Sibley said...

But, BOLL, it is, after all, for eternity...

Obviously, DAVID, it is probably sunnier (and, indeed, there may be a better view) on the other side of the wall - but this way round it keeps the sun off the top of your head (which is sensible) and ensures that your feet are warm! :-)