Thank God (if I may) for the 'National Newspaper' (don't know which one, but we can probably guess!) that began it's report on this scandalous event with the following:
"There may be no mushroom at the inn, but baby carrot Jesus is away in a mange tout in this nativity scene..."
You can see more 'offensive' images of the Baby JC (for Juicy Carrot?) on the website of World Carrot Museum