Tuesday, 18 March 2008

CASTING CALL

Brighton has added a new attraction to its not inconsiderable array of pleasures and amusements...

An EIGHT-INCH SQUARE CAST of
PART OF YOUR BODY
for just £50
SAME DAY SERVICE
(Or While-U-Wait Lip-Service - £10)

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The ideal gift, I would say, with which to make an impression...


10 comments:

Boll Weavil said...

That's a bit expensive isn't it ? Can you negotiate or is everything set in stone ?

LisaH said...

I think you'd have to be plastered to want to avail yourself of the service.
Mind you, it might be quite handy for men modelling undies - it could enhance their reputation.

Brian Sibley said...

Hooray! The Punsters are off!

By the way, I should like to point out to the Duchess that it was LisaH -- not ME -- who mentioned undies!!

LisaH said...

Yes, but it was a fairly brief mention.

Andy J. Latham said...

I'd say those are rock bottom prices!

Brian Sibley said...

AAAAAGH! There's no stopping them now... :-)

LisaH said...

And quite frankly, I think the whole idea is pants.

Brian Sibley said...

GILL comments...

"The Duchess wishes me to convey that she acknowledges that you were not the first to mention matters of delicacy.

"Nevertheless, she feels that you may be guilty of issuing an implied invitation to others to do so.

"The Duchess is disappointed that you should encourage indelicacy in the young."

Brian Sibley said...

A thousand pardons, ma'am.

David Weeks said...

It is probably a little known fact that Michelangelo in fact, constructed the whole, of the now famous statue of David, after numerous visits to this emporium.