Thursday, 6 March 2008

GRUBBY GRUB

You are launching a new line in sensuous sweetmeats for people who are "obsessed with pleasure"...

You spend a lot of time and money to make sure you get your branding absolutely right and, in the process, come up with a lexicon of 'buy-words': Captivating... Kinky... Cheeky... Shamelessly... Disgracefully... Outrageously...

Then all you need is a brand name to beguile and entice the customer...

So you call your product...

...FILTHY??


Still, at half-price, they're clearly not just for the Filthy Rich but are, relatively speaking, dirt cheap!


4 comments:

Andy J. Latham said...

Maybe the idea will make them filthy rich!

polkadotsoph said...

somebody, somewhere, really should be fired...

Brian Sibley said...

POLKADOTSOPH - You're right! It's a dirty business...

Eudora said...

In Spain is use to say "qué mal gusto!"