Wednesday, 11 July 2007

FIVE FURTHER PEARLS

FIVE FURTHER


OF

WISDOM


1. Gaffer tape is like "The Force." It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.

2. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.


3. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving.


4. A closed mouth gathers no foot.


5. Never miss a good chance to SHUT UP!


A number of regular raeders have started adding their own "pearls" which I shall be posting in further instalments from time to time - so, if you have favourite saws or sayings - sound or silly - please join the happy throng and send them in...


2 comments:

jen said...

Have postcard on fridge which says Don't Talk With Your Mouth Open. A reminder for practising ventriloquists! ....Always gets a response from kids
accompanied by quizzical looks.

Andy J. Latham said...

You're a pearl of wisdom yourself Brian!!

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