Monday, 30 July 2007

PEARLS: MARK I

MARK'S FIRST FIVE


OF

WISDOM

Guest Pear-Diver: MARK LEE


1. Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on
the same night.

2. If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race
has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word
would be "meetings".

3. There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."

4. People who want to share their religious views with you almost never
want you to share yours with them.

5. And when God, who created the entire universe with all of its glories, decides to deliver a message to humanity, He WILL NOT use, as His messenger, a person on satellite TV with a bad hairstyle.

3 comments:

Ned Hughes said...

I had never thought about the line between hobby and mental illness, but I suppose that makes sense!

Qenny said...

I didn't know until today that one could dive for pears!

Brian Sibley said...

QENNY - You DIDN'T??? How odd! It is in fact a very old profession only surpassed by those who hunt for misprunts! ;-)