OF1. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
2. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
3. Always remember, you are unique --- just like everyone else!
4. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
5. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.