FIVE MORE
OF
WISDOM
1. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.WISDOM
2. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
3. Always remember, you are unique --- just like everyone else!
4. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
5. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
8 comments:
1a. You cannot change horses in mid-stream.
If at first you don't succeed, failure might be your style.
(Quentin Crisp)
DAVID - Certainly not! Horses, after all, have TWO sets of BOTH feet! :-)
QENNY - Suitably crisp!
hahaha. those are great, thanks for the smile! :)b
Not strictly true to say you can't change horses in mid-stream. I refer the right honourable gentleman to the horse seller in Dr Faustus whose recent purchase resulted in a nifty switch for, I think, a bale of straw during an aquatic adventure.
"One does not moisten a stamp with Niagara Falls" - not mine, but useful... and then there's "He digs deepest, who deepest digs..."
The darkest hours come just before the dawn.
(So if you're going to steal your neighbour's milk and newspaper, that's the time to do it).
What if your car is already paid for?
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