Sunday, May 31, 2009

A DAME NUISANCE

Dame Eileen Atkins (right, in Edward Bond's The Sea) has been complaining that airline on-line booking sites do not include 'Dame' on the drop-down menu for 'title'.

If, however, she were booking tickets for Royal Ascot (in order to observe the Sport of Kings) she'd be spoilt for choice.

Roger & Sheila inform me that if you visit the race-course's on-line site, the menu in the name and address field has in the region of 30 different options, including: 'Dowager Countess', 'Right Reverend', 'Major-General' and 'His Excellency' to name(drop) but a few.

"One can imagine," says Sheila, "the fun they must have had in the Ascot ticket office working through Debrett's to find all possible titles that might be necessary."

Roger (who is, as he says - without a trace of bitterness, I am sure - "just plain Mr") adds: "I'll have to get my brother-in-law to complain that there's no designation for 'Past Master of the Company of Watermen and Lightermen'!"

With so many problems in life, it's good to know that there's one thing one doesn't have to worry about!

Friday, May 29, 2009

A TASTE O' THE CAT

As some of you may know, I'm rather keen on Cheshire Cats and especially the one who regularly appears (and disappears) in Walt Disney's 1951 film version of Alice in Wonderland. For proof of this obsession (madness isn't stroing enough a word!) see here and various other elsewheres!


Back in 2006, I blogged about an art exhibition devoted to the film feline which included a series of Disney cats customised by contemporary artists, like this Spanish puss by Irene Garcia...


Well, the vinyl figure which provided the basis for those interpretations is now being commercially marketed - presumably as a result of the inexplicable wave of popularity which keeps the tedious Pirates of the Caribbean film franchise afloat - as a PIRATE!

These buccaneering moggies come decked out in a stripped sailor shirt and sporting anchor tattoos, an eye-patch and a gold tooth...


Oh, yes, and - underneath - one wooden leg!


Actually, if the Cheshire Cat became a crew member of the Black Pearl, I might almost be tempted to endure the forthcoming Pirates of the Caribbean 4.

Then again.........


I'll leave you with first encounter between Alice (spoken for by Kathryn Beaumont) and the Cheshire Cat in the film during which the crazy character (voiced by Sterling Holloway) sings the opening verse of that Looking Glass ballad, 'Jabberwocky'...



Wednesday, May 27, 2009

BAGS OF ADVICE

A while ago now, I posted images featuring interesting bag advertisements (check them out)...

Well, here's another one, this time promoting a product to help nail-biters stop from chomping their mitts...

And here's what they look like when they're being carried!


But...

If you're a nail-biter would you really want to admit to that fact by carrying a bag announcing that you were trying to quit?

Anyway, here's another bag, this time not hanging on by the skin of its teeth but going hand-in-hand with a promotion for autism awareness...


What remains a mystery to me is how it happens - with all this inventiveness in carrier-bag-design in evidence - that I always end up the ones where, by the time I get home, all the black (red, green or blue) print has come off on my hand?

Monday, May 25, 2009

IMPROBABILITIES

I've always had a deep fascination with and a high regard for the extraordinary art of M C Escher, famous for creating amazing graphic designs especially of structural impossibilities...


Maurits Cornelis Escher (1898-1972) lived and worked in the Netherlands, and created his first 'impossible reality' in 1937 with the woodcut print, Still Life and Street...


Escher's exercises in playing with perspectives and perceptions have delighted generations the world over and have even inspired enthusiasts to recreate his implausible buildings in LEGO...

Now, I've discovered the work of Erik Johansson from Göteborg, Sweden, who - with manipulated photographic imagery - is creating similarly perplexing visual paradoxes.

Here are a few comparable puzzles from these two artists and you can click on any image to enlarge...











Images: M C Escher and Erik Johansson

Thanks to Irascian for the link to Johansson's work.

Saturday, May 23, 2009

SMOKY SOUNDS

Amazon kindly wrote to me the other day, saying: "As someone who has purchased or rated Winter Lullabies by Howard Goodall, you might like to know that Yanomami: Music for Choir and Guitar is now available. You can order yours for just £13.69 by following the link below."

I did and was faced with the following - rather disturbing CD cover...


Well if ever there was proof that smoking can damage your health, that is it!

Apart from which, I remain unconvinced that Amazon's similar-product-identifying machine got it quite right on this occasion. The link between Howard Goodall (that nice English composer who wrote the theme music for The Vicar of Dibley) and the Hispanic/Latin American choir, Coro Cevantes, elludes me.

Still, it's intriguing! And might just possibly provide David with a musical accompaniment for a multiple cigarette production routine!

And to inspire him, here's a superb performance which only needs the addition of another four fags to achieve something similar to the illusion demonstrated above.



Thursday, May 21, 2009

BOTTOM LINES


"You read political significance into everything. It just so happens
that no one's wanted to pinch you up to now."
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This cartoon by the brilliant Norman Thelwell (he of all those wonderful pony cartoons) is show in the exhibition of the artist's work currently on show at Chris Beetles Gallery.

It's a reminder of that generally acknowledged racial stereotype that Italian men have something of a bottom-fixation and need little or no excuse whatsoever to goose a pretty girl - or even, possibly (though let it never be said within the hearing of a red-blooded Italian), a pretty boy!

All of which is my excuse to blog a few bottoms sightings from our last Venice sojourn.

Click on any of the images to enlarge...




At the top of the so-called Giant's Staircase in the Palazzo Ducale stand the imposing figures of Mars (right) and Neptune: the gods of war and the sea, reeking of machismo, and guarding the spot where the doges of Venice were crowned and - in one case - executed...


But from behind, their modesty is unquestionably compromised...



Not that that deterred this group of Russian monks (photographed by Polkadotsoph) from making an appreciative study of Mars' martial rear!


Images: Brian Sibley, David Weeks and Sophie Walpole © 2009

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

OH, BROTHER(S)!

Still on the subject of Disney...

Browsing an auction-site the other day, I spotted my face!

OK, it was very small - minute actually - but there I was on a poster for the 2001 documentary film Walt: The Man Behind the Myth

In truth, I only make the briefest of cameo appearance in the film (talking about the relationship between Walt Disney and Mary Poppins author, P L Travers) compared with such notable names as Dick Van Dyke, Ray Bradbury, Buddy Ebsen, Robert Stack, Dean Jones, Chuck (Bugs Bunny) Jones and a number of legendary Disney animators including Ward Kimball, Marc Davis, Frank Thomas and Ollie Johnston.

Anyway, along with the other interviewees (all of whose photos, by the way, somehow got a bit squashed!) here I am on the poster...

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"WHERE?"
You ask. OK, penultimate line, three-in from then left after Mary Poppins songwriters, Richard and Robert Sherman. Found me?

Speaking of Dick and Bob Sherman - prolific composers who, between them, wrote the most memorable songs of all our childhoods - I've received the following invitation to a special screening in Hollywood tonight (but obviously I'm not going to be there!) of The Boys: The Sherman Brothers Story - another documentary in which I make a guest appearance...

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What is really fascinating about the Sherman's story is not that they wrote standards like 'Chitty Chitty Bang Bang', 'I Wanna Be Like You', 'Winnie-the-Pooh', 'The Wonderful Thing About Tiggers', 'A Spoonful of Sugar', 'Feed the Birds', 'Chim-Chim-Cheree' and (let is not forget) 'Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious', but that these men who together created so many memorable musical moments were, most of the time, consumed by sibling rivalry. As the poster has it: Brothers. Partners. Strangers.

Anyway, on this occasion, as you can see (or, rather, can't see) I'm, regrettably, not on the poster! BUT I am in the trailer --- well, not exactly, 'in', but - towards the very end (so, do be patient) you will at least hear my dulcet tones!



And here's the Sherman's most-played song (probably the most played song ever in the history of songdom): the endlessly repeated theme to the 'it's a small world' attraction continuously played (on average) 12 hours a day, seven days a week, 52 weeks a year in Disneyland, Walt Disney World's The Magic Kingdom, Disneyland Paris, Tokyo Disney Resort and Hong Kong Disneyland. Don't blame me if you're left humming it all day long!



Monday, May 18, 2009

DISNEY DREAMSCAPES

I've been poring over a wonderful new book that has whisked me away from the gloom of South London to the sunshine of Orlando, Florida, and that most extraordinary of places (adored by some, reviled by others) Walt Disney World - Disneyland's younger, but bigger, East Coast sister.

The Art of Walt Disney World by Jeff Kurtti and the late Bruce Gordon is, as the title suggests, a celebration of the art that went into creating the Disney theme park experience that is, essentially, an amalgam of architecture, engineering, landscaping and storytelling.

These artworks fulfilled two purposes: firstly as imaginative explorations of ideas and, later, while the Disney dreams and fantasies were being turned into concrete realities, as a way of introducing the public at large to a new Disney product.

The Tree of Life by Ben Tripp, 1992
Disney's Animal Kingdom
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Disney's entertainment complex in Florida now comprises four distinct parks as well as various themed recreation areas and an array of hotels, but when I first went there, in January 1982, there was just the one park called 'The Magic Kingdom' but commonly mis-referred to by tourists as 'Disneyland'. The mistake was understandable, since it was, to all intents and purposes a bigger and more elaborate version of the famous Anaheim original which Disney had opened in 1955.

Main Street Town Square with City Hall by Colin Campbell, 1968
The Magic Kingdom

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Before visiting a Disney park I admit to having had a somewhat cynical, disparaging (and possibly British) view of this part of the studio's enterprises, but - in the words of Goldsmith - I went to scoff and remained to pray.

The completeness of the creation is remarkable - nothing looks as if it had just been built, but rather as if it had always existed. I remember when Disney opened it's Paris version of Disneyland, I had a heated argument with a French journalist who dismissed the park as being made of cardboard and plastic! Nothing could be further from the truth. You don't have to like the theme park experience, but you can't dismiss it as if it were some gimcrack gewgaw thrown up overnight like a carnival midway.

There is an astonishing attention to detailing in everything - from the decor and dressing of buildings down to litter bins and door furnishings - that is staggering. Pointing out an architectural feature on the top of a building in Disneyland, a journalist once asked Walt Disney "Why bother with all those details that hardly anyone will ever look up high enough to notice?" Disney replied: "Because if they weren't there, people would notice."

The Disney parks are a 3D equivalent of the Disney films in which you have stepped into the screen and where your eye, as the visitor, becomes the camera.

20,000 Leagues Under the Sea
Design for attraction poster - artist/date unknown
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What took me to Florida back in 1982 was the unveiling of long-awaited plans for the launch of EPCOT (Experimental Prototype Community of Tomorrow), a futuristic Utopian concept that Walt Disney had begun talking about a few months before his death in 1966 but which had never got beyond the visionary stage and which had severely challenged and perplexed his successors.

Whereas Disney had clearly envisaged - however unfeasible it might have been - a real functioning city, the EPCOT that eventually began to be built was, instead, another theme park albeit one addressing aspects of history, culture, science and technology.

I well remember the first piece of artwork that I saw representing the concept of EPCOT...

Spaceship Earth by Herbert Ryman, 1977
EPCOT - Future World
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'God rays' streaming from a golden sky dramatically illuminate the Geosphere, Spaceship Earth, that would become EPCOT's iconic image in the same way that Cinderella's Castle in The Magic Kingdom had become the signature image representing Walt Disney World when it first opened in 1971.

Within a few days of arriving, I was talking to the folks at Disney about the possibility of making a BBC TV documentary about EPCOT and was being taken round the sprawling building site and meeting the planners and builders who were engaged in this vast project - digging lagoons, constructing (among many other things) a Chinese temple, a Parisian boulevard, a Canadian chateau and, true to stereotype, a British pub! In addition there were pavilions dedicated to themes of transport, energy, the land and - as yet in the future - the seas...

The Living Seas Pavilion by Tony Baxter, 1975
EPCOT - Future World
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Having studied and written about Disney movies for many years, I was well aware that every animated feature - and, indeed, many of the studio's live-action films - began with story sketches and inspirational artwork that would set the style, tone and look of the film.

I soon discovered that the various locations, settings and attractions in the theme park had begun in a similar way - not, as one might suppose, with architectural blueprints but with pencil and pastel sketches and watercolour and oil paintings by artists, several of whom had been involved with Disney's animation for many years but who had moved from Burbank to Glendale to work for what, at the time, was called WED [for Walter Elias Disney] Imagineering.

Among these 'Imagineers' (a Disney word combining imagination and engineering) were artists like Marc Davis who, as one of Disney's legendary 'Nine Old Men', animated on many of the Disney classics from Bambi onwards and who created much of the look for the celebrated 'Pirates of the Caribbean' attraction - including these skeletons forever contemplating the checkmate on their chessboard...

'Perpetual Check' by Marc Davis, 1977
The Pirates of the Caribbean - The Magic Kingdom
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Marc Davis also contributed to the look of many other attractions in both Disneyland and Walt Disney World including the Magic Kingdom's Rivers of America...

Rivers of America Show Scene by Marc Davis, 1970
The Magic Kingdom

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Mary Blair had styled a raft of Disney feature films including Song of the South, Cinderella, Alice in Wonderland and Peter Pan and then went on to design the New York World's Fair/Disneyland boat ride 'It's A Small World'...

'it's a small world' final scene by Mary Blair, 1970
The Magic Kingdom

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...as well as creating a huge mosaic for the Grand Canyon Concourse in Walt Disney World's then state-of-the-art A-frame Contemporary Hotel...

Grand Canyon Concourse Mural detail by Mary Blair, 1969
The Contemporary Hotel

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One of the most prolific of these artists was Herbert D Ryman who had begun his career at Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer, working on such classics as David Copperfield and Mutiny on the Bounty. He later worked on Ana and the King of Siam for 20th Century Fox and, in 1938, joined the creative team at Walt Disney Studios where he worked on films including Dumbo and Fantasia.

It was Herb (or Herbie) who created that evocative painting of the Geosphere shown earlier and, years earlier, had come up with the first 'overlook' for Disneyland and an impression of the central Sleeping Beauty's Castle (shown below but not from this book) which Walt used to sell his ideas to backers and sponsors...

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I had the privilege of spending time in Mr Ryman's company, talking about Disney and design and I still find his work endlessly intriguing: the powerfully evocative - yet almost illusory - way in which he painted dreamlike visions such as Walt Disney World's Castle with its turrets and towering spires long before the foundations were even laid - complete, please note, with Cinderella's royal coach, horses and attendants...

Cinderella Castle by Herbert Ryman, 1969
The Magic Kingdom

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...or his warmly nostalgic evocation of a long-past age of Americana with a period-costumed population (no tourists in Bermuda shorts and baseball caps here!) including a resident Town Crier...

Concord Bridge, Liberty Square by Herbert Ryman, 1968
The Magic Kingdom

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Sometimes Herb Ryman's impressions of places - such as the Equatorial African Pavilion planned for EPCOT's World Showcase but never built - are all that remain of the original dream...

Equatorial Africa Pavilion by Herbert Ryman, 1980
EPCOT - World Showcase

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Talking of unrealised dreams, when I was working on my TV documentary, I got to know two of Disney's leading 'Imagineers', Marty Sklar and the late John Hench and following on from a suggestion that I made for a future attraction for the British Pavilion in World Showcase, I was asked to write a treatment for a 'Charles Dickens Ride' that would take visitors (in cars styled like Victorian mail coaches) through a series of tableaux featuring well-known scenes and characters from Dickens' novels: Miss Havisham's Wedding breakfast, Oliver in Fagin's den, Mr Pickwick on the ice in Dingley Dell, Nicholas Nickleby in Dotheboys Hall and, of course, Ebenezer Scrooge and his various spirits...

The project was never seen through to completion, but, as I discovered in The Art of Walt Disney World, various visual interpretations of the idea were made including this scene of Scrooge and the Ghost of Christmas Past by Sam McKim...

"Are you the spirit, sir, whose coming was foretold to me?"
by Sam McKim, 1984
EPCOT - World Showcase

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What fun it would have been to have ridden one's own ride in a Disney theme park! On the night that EPCOT opened, I rode Spaceship Earth with the originator of that ride, Ray Bradbury, giving me an unforgettable personal commentary on the history of human culture from the cave to space exploration. I should dearly have liked to have been able to repay the compliment and take Ray on a tour of my Dickensland!

This is one of the pleasures of Kurtti and Gordon's book: for those who know and love this park there are not only insights into how things became the way they are, but how they might have been and - most beguiling of all - how they never were!

Often, when looking at the inspirational art created for the Disney animated classics, I have had a twinge of regret that some elusive quality captured by the artist has somehow, subsequently, been lost in the process of fixing the images onto film. The same is quite often true of the art of the theme parks, but fortunately, in this handsome volume, much of it is preserved for posterity and for our immediate delight.

Cinderella Mosaic Designs by Dorothea Redmond, 1970-71
The Magic Kingdom
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Here are few links where you can read more about Herbert Ryman, Mary Blair, Marc Davis and Sam McKim.

The Art of Walt Disney World is only available at WDW shops or on-line through the Laughing Place Store.