Lewis Carroll's original proposed title for his book was Alice's Adventures Under-ground...
"Under where?" you ask.
So, it seems did these mad ad men...

A large rose-tree stood near the entrance of the garden: the roses growing on it were white, but there were three gardeners at it, busily painting them red.
Alice thought this a very curious thing, and she went nearer to watch them...
"Would you tell me," said Alice, a little timidly, "why you are painting those roses?"
Five and Seven said nothing, but looked at Two. Two began in a low voice, "Why the fact is, you see, Miss, this here ought to have been a red rose-tree, and we put a white one in by mistake; and if the Queen was to find it out, we should all have our heads cut off, you know..."
LONDON, 2011: Life imitates literature...
Of course, in my 21st-century-version, the roses are artificial and the red paint is in a spray-can!
To round off this eccentric post, here's the original Wonderland episode as interpreted by Uncle Walt and his merry elves...

1) Black Beauty by Anna Sewell
2) The Story of Babar by Jean de Brunhoff
3) The Hundred and One Dalmatians by Dodie Smith
4) King Solomon's Ring by Konrad Lorenz
5) Ring of Bright Water by Gavin Maxwell
6) Moby Dick by Herman Melville
7) A Bear Called Paddington by Michael Bond
8) The Snow Goose by Paul Gallico
9) The Story of Doctor Dolittle by Hugh Lofting
10) White Fang by Jack London
11) Tarzan of the Apes by Edgar Rice Burroughs
12) The Goshawk by T H White
13) Horton Hears a Who! by Dr Seuss
14) Bambi, A Life in the Woods by Felix Salten
15) The Tale of Jemima Puddle-Duck by Beatrix Potter
16) Born Free by Joy Adamson
17) The Jungle Book by Rudyard Kipling
18) National Velvet by Enid Bagnold
19) The Plague Dogs by Richard Adams
20) Old Possum's Book of Practical Cats by T S Eliot
21) The Incredible Journey by Sheila Burnford
22) A Kestrel for a Knave by Barry Hines
23) The Wind in the Willows by Kenneth Grahame
24) Androcles and the Lion by George Bernard Shaw
25) The Old Man and the Sea by Ernest Hemingway
26) Equus by Peter Shaffer
27) The Butterfly Ball and the Grasshopper’s Feast by Alan Aldridge and William Plomer (after William Roscoe)
28) Lassie Come Home by Eric Knight
29) The Gruffalo by Julia Donaldson
30) Fantastic Mr Fox by Roald Dahl
31) The Velveteen Rabbit by Margery Williams
32) The Dark Portal by Robin Jarvis
33) The Sheep-Pig by Dick King-Smith
34) Stuart Little by E B White
35) The Last Unicorn by Peter S Beagle
36) The Wombles by Elisabeth Beresford
37) All Creatures Great and Small by James Herriot
38) The Cricket in Times Square by George Selden
39) The House at Pooh Corner by A A Milne
40) My Family and Other Animals by Gerald Durrell
41) The Hunting of the Snark by Lewis Carroll
42) The Amazing Maurice and his Educated Rodents by Terry Pratchett
43) Where the Wild Things Are by Maurice Sendak
44) The Horse and His Boy by C S Lewis
45) Roverandom by J R R Tolkien
46) Animal Farm by George Orwell
47) Mrs Frisby and the Rats of NIMH by Robert O’Brien
48) War Horse by Michael Morpurgo
49) The Rescuers by Margery Sharp
50) Elephant Bill by J H Williams
Whenever I wake up in the night (as I regularly do, tonight being no exception) I always attempt to guess the time before putting on my specs and looking at the clock.
Today is World Book Day and to mark this annual event, here's a little quiz to test your bookish knowledge. I filched the format from a charity quiz that I recently spent several days puzzling over!
1) BB / AS
2) TSOB / JdB
3) THAOD / DS
4) KSR / KL
5) ROBW / GM
6) MD / HM
7) ABCP / MB
8) TSG / PG
9) TSODD / HL
10) WF /JL
11) TOTA / ERB
12) TG /THW
13) HHAW / DS
14) B (ALITW) / FS
15) TTOJP / BP
16) BF/ JA
17) TJB / RK
18) NV / EB
19) TPD / RA
20) OPBOPC / TSE
21) TIJ / SB
22) AKFAK / BH
23) TWITW / KG
24) AATL / GBS
25) TOMATS / EH
26) E / PS
27) TBBATGF / AA & WP (after WR)
28) LCH / EK
29) TG / JD
30) FMF / RD
31) TVR / MW
32) TDP / RJ
33) TS-P / DK-S
34) SL / EBW
35) TLU / PSB
36) TW / EB
37) ACGAS / JH
38) TCITS / GS
39) THAPC / AAM
40) MFAOA / GD
41) THOTS / LC
42) TAMAHER / TP
43) WTWTA / MS
44) THAHB / CSL
45) R / JRRT
46) AF / GO
47) MFATRON / RO'B
48) WH / MM
49) TR / MS
50) EB / JHW